Emperor Doviculus is the main enemy of the Nonsense Squad. He is on the Fork side, carries an anti-Spoon Staff, and has a fork fused into his forehead. Doviculus is currently in disguise as a band director, attempting to thwart the Nonsense Squad. He spends most of his free time on the Database of Evil. Doviculus has recently obtained a new weapon to thwart the Nonsense Squad, The Hydra. It is a quad-necked guitar that is very deadly. Only other musical instruments can protect the Nonsense Squad from this weapon.